SarcMark Sarcasm Punctuation

Overview:

Its Time Has Come - SarcMark

The official, easy-to-use punctuation mark to emphasize a sarcastic phrase, sentence or message. Once downloaded to your computer or cell phone, it’s a quick key-stroke or two to insert the where you want, when you want, in your communications with the world. Never again be misunderstood! Never again waste a good sarcastic line on someone who doesn’t get it!

Sarcasm - Punctuate It - SarcMark

Stand Up For Sarcasm - It needs a punctuation mark. Let your voice and written word be heard across the country, the continent, and the world.

Don’t questions have one???

Exclamations have them!!!

Equal Rights for Sarcasm - Use the SarcMark

How to Use the SarcMark

To Get the SarcMark™ ® Software
Step 1: Verify your computer or mobile device is supported.
Step 2: Hit the Download Now button and follow directions.
Step 3: Purchase and/or enter your download code.
Step 4: Follow the directions to start and Run the installation process.

On this site, you may purchase a download code for a computer only. If you want the software for a mobile device (e.g. BlackBerry), use your mobile device to access the main website: www.SarcMark.com. The system will direct you to the mobile website. Just follow the directions there. Remember, to purchase or download, you must be on the device where you want the SarcMark Software and Font installed.

How to Use the SarcMark
Use the SarcMark for computer based emails and documents on the platforms supported and for text messaging on supported cell phones. Keep checking back as we add support for new computer platforms and mobile devices.

Windows XP and Vista - Two options for inserting at your cursor position:
Graphic Option - Use for most emails and documents, especially when the receiver’s computer does not have the software yet.
To insert, hit the Control Key and the Period Key: sarc6 and sarc8

Font Option - Use when you want to change the size and color of the SarcMark. The font version of will only be viewable by other computers that have the software loaded.
To insert, hit the Windows Key and the Period Key: sarc9 and sarc7

Mobile Devices - Cell Phones, Smartphones
Each one is different. Check the “How To Use” section for the various models at www.SarcMark.com.


	Windows 7 Special install instructions for this platform: - After download of software, choose “Run” not “Save” to begin installation. - During installation, choose “Typical” install not “Minimal” or “Custom”. - Install patch after downloading Windows 7 Version of software and clicking here Email: Outlook 2007, 2003 Outlook Express Word Processing: MS Word 2007, 2003 OpenOffice Writer 2.4, 3.1 (font SarcMark only) Instant Messaging (both systems must have font SarcMark): Google Talk AIM Yahoo Messenger Presentations (font SarcMark only): MS PowerPoint 2007, 2003 OpenOffice Impress 2.4, 3.1 Publishing (font SarcMark only): MS Publisher 2007, 2003 Other (font SarcMark only): MS Excel 2007, 2003 MS Access 2007, 2003 OpenOffice Math 2.4, 3.1 OpenOffice Calc 2.4, 3.1 OpenOffice Draw 2.4, 3.1 OpenOffice Base 2.4, 3.1

	Windows XP Special install instructions for this platform: - After download of software, choose “Run” not “Save” to begin installation. - During installation, choose “Typical” install not “Minimal” or “Custom”. Email: Outlook 2007, 2003 Outlook Express Yahoo! Mail - IE8 or Firefox (font SarcMark only) Gmail - IE (font SarcMark only) Word Processing: MS Word 2007, 2003 OpenOffice Writer 2.4, 3.1 (font SarcMark only) Instant Messaging (both systems must have font SarcMark): Google Talk AIM Yahoo Messenger Presentations (font SarcMark only): MS PowerPoint 2007, 2003 OpenOffice Impress 2.4, 3.1 Publishing (font SarcMark only): MS Publisher 2007, 2003 Other (font SarcMark only): MS Excel 2007, 2003 MS Access 2007, 2003 OpenOffice Math 2.4, 3.1 OpenOffice Calc 2.4, 3.1 OpenOffice Draw 2.4, 3.1 OpenOffice Base 2.4, 3.1 MySpace - Running on Internet Explorer

	Windows Vista Special install instructions for this platform: - After download of software, choose “Run” not “Save” to begin installation. - During installation, choose “Typical” install not “Minimal” or “Custom”. Email: Outlook 2007, 2003 Outlook Express Yahoo! Mail - IE8 or Firefox (font SarcMark only) Gmail - IE (font SarcMark only) Word Processing: MS Word 2007, 2003 OpenOffice Writer 2.4, 3.1 (font SarcMark only) Instant Messaging (both systems must have font SarcMark): Google Talk AIM Yahoo Messenger Presentations (font SarcMark only): MS PowerPoint 2007, 2003 OpenOffice Impress 2.4, 3.1 Publishing (font SarcMark only): MS Publisher 2007, 2003 Other (font SarcMark only): MS Excel 2007, 2003 MS Access 2007, 2003 OpenOffice Math 2.4, 3.1 OpenOffice Calc 2.4, 3.1 OpenOffice Draw 2.4, 3.1 OpenOffice Base 2.4, 3.1 MySpace - Running on Internet Explorer

	Mac Support for native Mac's will soon be available. If you wish to be notified click here to sign up on our Waiting Lists. Apple XP Partition is functional. For SarcMark Font insertion, use Command+. (Command Key plus Period Key). Graphic SarcMark works the same as XP and Vista. Special install instructions for this platform: - After download of software, choose “Run” not “Save” to begin installation. - During installation, choose “Typical” install not “Minimal” or “Custom”.

	Mobile Devices - Text Messaging (SMS) BlackBerry The following models are supported: - BlackBerry Tour (9630) Sprint, Verizon - Blackberry Bold (9000) AT&T - BlackBerry Bold (9700) T-Mobile - BlackBerry Curve (8330) Sprint, Verizon - BlackBerry Curve (8320) AT&T, T-Mobile - BlackBerry Pearl Flip (8230) Verizon - BlackBerry Pearl Flip (8220) T-Mobile Note: After download, always restart you BlackBerry It may work on other models and carriers but it hasn't been fully tested yet. If you wish to be notified when new models are supported, click here to sign up for our Waiting Lists. iPhone, Samsung, LG, Motorola, Nokia, Palm, HTC, Sony Ericsson, Sanyo, Pantech We are working on support for other manufacturers. If you wish to be notified when new models are supported, click here to sign up for our Waiting Lists.

Best Examples:

Its Time Has Come - SarcMark

Best Examples
The following are just some of the ways people have used the SarcMark to:

Tell Them How You Really Feel!!!
Sarcasm - Punctuate It …

Check back often for new postings. Send your own example to info@sarcmark.com or use the “Contact Us” at the bottom of the page.
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Because that intersection needs more traffic
Nice one Jenny
Wow, that’s really a nice tie
I love my job
It must be tough being perfect
Isn’t that just great
Minor Detail
Because that was so much fun last time we did it
Ya, that’s great
Why didn’t I think of that
I need that like I need a hole in my head
I know. Big surprise

Michael and Amanda Stacy won 30,000 British pounds after hitting the jackpot on a lottery ticket late last year. The only problem with their good fortune was it wasn't theirs. The ticket originally had been bought by Dorothy McDonagh, who later dropped it on the floor of a supermarket. The Stacy’s found and kept it.
After McDonagh proved she was the rightful owner of the ticket, a court in Swindon, England, ordered the Stacys to return 15,000 pounds to McDonagh, plus 111 pounds in interest, in a decision announced Friday. The couple had already spent the other half of the prize money.
"It's jolly decent of them to let me have a half share of my win" McDonagh said after the court decision. The 61-year-old will have to sue Camelot Group, the operators of the UK National Lottery, if she wants to recover the remainder of her money.

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